Tuesday, July 13, 2010

It's a Crime Wave!

We've been in town for less than a month and already the homicide rate in Rosemount is up infinity percent from last year:
Authorities were investigating the fatal shooting Monday evening of a 22-year-old man at a Rosemount car wash, police said.
[. . .]
The homicide is the city's first since March 2008, police said.
First of all . . . the car wash? Murderer, you got some 'splainin' to do. Second of all, the victim was from Apple Valley. Has the rivalry between the two towns gotten so out of hand that it's come to this? Back in my day, we used to just antagonize them by losing football games.

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